May 2013
“People change and forget to tell each other.”
– Lillian Hellman (via darccyyyy)
dignitea:
feelings are terrible 0/10 would not recommend
nintendofunclub:
c0caino:
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
mishatranslator:
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
make them see this
avatargrimes:
jaclcfrost:
chiptunehero:
jaclcfrost:
no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother
peter pot
peter pot the only boy who was higher than peter pan
and this is probably why no one talks about him
peter pot is so high, he neverlands.
tripnskip:
s-tark:
where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo
He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
revivingpeeta:
tumblr ruined my life but made it better somehow
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
me: makes a mistake
me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
