ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
March 2, 2014 - Kim & Khloe Kardashian at the 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party.
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT LIFE COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER
a picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners
Wizards of waverly place got weird
Me and Emma #Oscars
jokes about leonardo dicaprio not winning an oscar
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
Greatest Selfie of all time.
P!nk performs onstage during the Oscars at the Dolby Theatre, 3/2